Are-Oh-Aitch/Enn-Jay-Pee-Dub: Cat Ospreay is the first cat jr. heavyweight champion! Everyone fuckin' chill, Bullet Club is still cool even if more than you and your sweaty nerd friends know about them now.
Ell-You: It's part tres of Ultima Lucha Tres! Humans beat lizards. Penty wins Gift of the Gods. And Vampiro talks to the Young Pope.