No one goes over The Game. Don't sell your car if you promised not to. Turns out, Michael Elgin? Real piece of shit.
Matt Hardy is finally broken again. DELIGHTFUL!
Some NXT call-ups might be imminent. Dave Bootista might be coming back. We watched the Kevin Owens and Goldberg docs on the Network and we'll tell you all about them. And the Bucks and Cody are literally going into business for themselves.
All the news that fit to squeep! Highlights from Takeover and Survivor Series. What we're thankful for this year in wrestling. And our top ten dream opponents for our old pal Jack Jameson.
13 quick and easy steps to a Roman-free WWE. Which of the Survivor Series team members would you give the Final Rose to? And why you should feel guilty about Lucha Underground Season 4.
Who can keep up with all this WWE news? The Strap can!
New Day interrupted Raw and cost The Shield their tag belts. AJ is champ again! KO and Sami and their rotten shitty attitudes got shipped home early. Paige is single. Chris Jericho is being kind of a dweeb about "female" fans. Ryback is a big giant dummy as usual.
We went to NXT and it was super fun and Drew McIntyre is a handsome prince and Sarah fainted when he looked at her.
Chris Jericho vs Kenny Omega at Wrestle Kingdom! New Japan coming back to Long Beach! Sarah's going to the aquarium!
Suck it haters and doubters (CASEY), Lucha Underground is BACK for season 4 in 2018!
We also went to Party Hard Cool Intentions and we'll also tell you about that too if you listen long enough.
All aboard the SS Lio Rush! Come on in, the water's fine!
Join us for the Halloweek in news around the wrestling world. Braun rose from his garbagey grave, Daniel Bryan was attacked in a spoooooky haunted office, Kenny wants you to know before he passes on... it's real, Brandit is REAL!
TLC was actually pretty fun! We all watched a man die together.
Smackdown invaded and attacked Raw, which is actually kind of the opposite tactic of a siege, but okay. We get it Shane, you read Sun-Tzu on the plane ride over here.
Just Say No to booking Matt Riddle in Japan.
Strap in -- it's been a crazy week! AJ and KO didn't have the best time south of the border. Sami got left at the airport. Ultimate heel faction The Mumps ran wild on the TLC card. In BTE news, Kenny's in trouble at the hands of Cody. Also, FTRR. And we bid a fond farewell (FOR NOW) to Lucha Underground with an insane Ultimate Lucha Tres finale.
Dub-Dub-Eees: The Shield is back! KO and Sami are back! Sister Abigail Surprise! Jimmy Jacobs selfied himself out of a job. Neville's had enough of your shit.
Are-Oh-Aitch/Enn-Jay-Pee-Dub: Cat Ospreay is the first cat jr. heavyweight champion! Everyone fuckin' chill, Bullet Club is still cool even if more than you and your sweaty nerd friends know about them now.
Ell-You: It's part tres of Ultima Lucha Tres! Humans beat lizards. Penty wins Gift of the Gods. And Vampiro talks to the Young Pope.
Bray Wyatt wants pre-nup, yeah! Also he's his own sister. Roman is the most powerful video game man ever. NXT is bringing WarGames back. What's gonna happen on What the Hell in a Cell?
Also: Ultima Lucha Tres Part Dos, Catfish Pro Wrestling, RIP Lance Russell, and an inexcusably long discussion about Transformers.